笑话.....

写给各科教师的情书

~给数学老师:
亲爱的, 你是正数, 我便是负数,我们都是有理数,天生一对!

数学老师的回信:
亲爱的, 如果婚后我做了无理的事,也是有理的吧?

~给地理老师:
如果你是东半球, 我便是西半球, 我们结合便是整个地球了.

地理老师的回信:
那那那...地球不就只剩我们两个? 那多荒凉啊!

~给历史老师:
如果现实是今天, 历史是昨天, 我们相爱, 昨天和今天就结合在一起了.

历史老师的回信:
只有昨天和今天, 那我们的明天在哪里?

~给华文老师:
你是夏天的星星, 你是春天灿烂的彩云,
你是命唱在我窗前展示美妙歌声的夜莺.....

华文老师的回信:
你就是爱那些云阿星阿的...唯独不爱我这个"人"!

~给物理老师:
如果你是阴极, 我是阳极, 我们结合便能产生爱情的电!

物理老师的回信:
吓死我了, 我不敢靠近你,我怕触电!

~给生物老师:
人是富有感情的高等动物, 我向你求爱, 你一定会接受的, 因为你我都是地球上高等的动物!

生物老师的回信:
我已经帮你把信转到国家动物园去了!

genting is so much fun.....

this monday(15/12),
I went 2 genting with my family. We go up 2 the hill by cable car. We take almost 15 min 2 reach there. My dad bring us 2 indoor theme park. But only my bro play. After that, my sis, cousin n i buy ticket 2 go in "believe it or not". There is many funny things inside, that u can't believe.

In the theme park, i saw my old classmates. But i forgotten his name...

My dad went in 2 the casino. He very dare loh!! He use RM 600 2 gamble. Lucky he win. so, our journey 2 genting is free... haha!! He is too happy. So, he bring us 2 eat crab. The dinner really expensive.

At night, we know that Awarna has karaoke. So, we go n find. But very bad loh!! FULLY BOOK. So, we hav 2 go 2 the game room.

the next day(16/12),
We wake up early in the morning. We hav 2 eat maggie mee as our breakfast. After that we go 2 the outdoor theme park. we play flying coaster, roller coaster, pirate ship....

When it is evening, we go home...........